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The Best Medieval Memes: Part 2 (120+ memes!)

by Timothy R.J. Eveland

A Dank Collection of Over 120 Medieval Memes!

In 2025 I became a meme connoisseur of sorts. Not my most proud accomplishment but, hey, at least I got lots of dank memes. I never was much of a meme lover in previous years so it’s weird that I would start collecting them at this stage in life. I’ve been growing my X account (Medieval Diesel) because I love posting there and medieval memes are a great weapon to have in your arsenal for creating quick chuckles with your pals. That feeling when you got the perfect meme for the occasion and it goes hard in the chat is difficult to describe, but after stealing your favorite memes from this Part 2 of my annual medieval meme series then perhaps you’ll be prepared to know what it feels like to be a meme master. Maybe, we’ll see. In either case, I hope you at least enjoy the show and appreciate these dank memes!

A cartoon depicting an elderly man with a long beard writing on a scroll. The scroll lists the words 'Fatal, Lethal, Mortal, Pestilent, Deathly, Pernicious, Mortiferous' under the title 'The Seven Deadly Synonyms'. A lit candle and a table are visible in the background.
A chart displaying various types of swords with humorous names, including 'Long Boi,' 'Stibby Stabberino,' 'Jibby Jabber,' and more, illustrated in a vertical list.
Two knights in armor standing at a hotel reception desk with a woman discussing room arrangements, featuring a humorous caption.
A humorous image depicting a person in a knight's helmet ignoring a woman while standing next to a treasure chest filled with coins and gems. Text overlays reference 'Constantinople' and '4th Crusade.'
Bat house designed to resemble a vampire castle, displayed on a tree. The caption humorously mentions being sold on the idea.
A humorous meme featuring a portrait of Vlad the Impaler with text highlighting that he didn't start his notorious actions until his mid-30s, accompanied by an encouraging message about self-belief.
A medieval scene depicting a group of people, including a king and several nobles, witnessing an execution with a sword. The figures are dressed in colorful historical attire and display various expressions of concern and interest, emphasizing a moment in time without modern technology.
A humorous illustration depicting an old-fashioned medical practice with a patient covered in blood and several leeches being applied, while a nurse assists and a man in a top hat observes.
This ones not medieval but it’s still relevant enough lol
A cartoon depicting a king in a crown and robe seated on a throne, exasperatedly demanding a wench, while a confused attendant holds a wrench.
Technically these types are gag cartoons but they still count as memes for me.
A humorous depiction of a Caesar salad with multiple knives stuck into a large head of lettuce, placed on a wooden countertop.
Another non-medieval meme I couldn’t resist adding! You’ll forgive me I hope 🙂
A whimsical illustration featuring two figures, one with a sword and another in a green outfit, both wearing crowns. The text overlay reads 'Damn Phillippo. Calm down.'
A humorous image depicting a unique hairstyle resembling a palisaded hilltop settlement, showing a sharply cut fringe and faded sides, accompanied by a funny dialogue between a barber and a customer.
A humorous medieval-style illustration depicting two armored figures in combat, one apologizing for stabbing the other, while the second figure expresses regret for blood on their sword. The background features floral designs.
This one only makes me smirk because I’m Canadian.
A humorous comparison of cats in the Middle Ages and today, depicting medieval cats engaged in various activities on the left, contrasted with a relaxed modern cat lying on its back on the right.
Two armored knights humorously facing off in a field, one holding a block of cheese as a weapon. Speech bubbles display their conversation about the cheese being 'extra sharp.'
A medieval illustration depicting a man in a hooded cloak, squatting near a bare tree and holding a red object, with fish swimming nearby and a crow observing.
Does this one count as a meme? I don’t know but it’s funny.
A historical illustration of a man holding a large red flag, depicting a humorous context about ignoring warning signs, with a close-up of his backside.
A humorous meme featuring a knight in armor declaring intentions to liberate the Holy Land, paired with an amused woman's reaction questioning the inclusivity of such a plan.
A cartoon depicting a knight with a sword facing a large, humorous dragon emerging from a cave, set against a backdrop of trees. The knight is shouting a humorous challenge at the dragon, calling it an 'overgrown chameleon.'
A corgi dog wearing a red and white striped sail and surrounded by paddles, playfully standing in water.
A man with short hair kneels on the floor, using a drill while working on a DIY project, with a small brown dog sitting beside him in a well-lit room.
A knight in armor, wearing a chainmail coif, stands in a forest with a serious expression. The image features the text asking a pun about a Czech in the mail.
An illustration depicting a cloaked figure standing near a tree, surrounded by three trolls, with text about Norwegian Christian laws prohibiting contact with trolls.
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A dragon humorously interacting with a police officer who is holding a breathalyzer, with a caption indicating it is Officer Logan's final moments.
A humorous comic depicting a medieval patron instructing an artist on how to draw horses from different angles, highlighting the artist's uncertainty about drawing a horse from the front.
A humorous image of a frying pan with a sword handle, captioned 'I shall call you EGGSCALIBUR.'
Close-up of a snack package featuring chocolate-covered peanut butter cakes with an expiration date mistakenly labeled as 'ENJOY BY 1013 AD' and a price tag of $2.29.
A picture of a donut that expires in 1013 AD does count as a meme and I don’t care if you disagree ;D
A street sign for Ethel Road with a makeshift sign underneath that says 'THE UNREADY' hanging from it.
A humorous image showing a woman with short hair holding a sword, with a knight's arm and armor holding a sword in the foreground. The text below emphasizes the call to action for preparation for battle.
A whimsical scene featuring two robed figures operating a large synthesizer setup in front of a castle landscape, with the caption 'Forgive me father for I have synthed' at the top.
A humorous digital art piece depicting a historical scene with a modern twist. A figure resembling a courtroom judge is seated, while another figure, humorously edited with a modern person's face, is bound to a device with people around discussing a fictional torture sentence.
A split image contrasting two interpretations of goth style: on the left, a teenage girl with dark hair wearing goth attire and posing in a bathroom; on the right, a gothic cathedral with intricate architecture against a clear sky.
A humorous meme featuring a knight in armor expressing frustration about being shot with a firearm, contrasting the values of chivalry and modern weaponry, accompanied by a character laughing about gunpowder.
A humorous historical illustration featuring two characters discussing a dead person on the ground. One character exclaims about the deceased being his brother, while another responds with a joke about him being a half-brother.
An arm holding a sword with a camouflage-wrapped handle, indicating a humorous take on the concept of 'sniping' in sword fights.
Illustration of medieval figures reuniting with their dogs after a battle, showcasing joyful interaction between the people and animals.
A warrior in a Viking helmet stands with a shield in a dramatic landscape, featuring dark trees and a cabin. The image includes text that critiques people's attitudes towards violence and authenticity.
A humorous meme featuring a character demanding 'More' in three panels, with dialogue from other characters discussing reasons they can't comply, including overconsumption and already having a spouse.
A comic strip featuring a character questioning why a fly would land on a plant, then commenting on mice getting caught in a trap, followed by an exasperated remark about bears, and concluding with a humorous statement about horse archers retreating.
A humorous list titled 'How Do You Know When You’re Middle-Aged?' featuring ten signs that indicate middle age, including references to literature, history, and modern technology.
A humorous illustration featuring a medieval knight and speech bubbles with modern phrases replaced by antiquated expressions, showcasing '9 conversational tricks to make people think you are a medieval knight.'
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A side-by-side comparison image showing a dramatic artistic representation of a Viking warrior on the left and a more realistic depiction of a Viking in historical clothing on the right. Text above reads 'WHAT EVERYONE THINKS VIKINGS LOOKED LIKE' on the left and 'HOW VIKINGS ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE' on the right.
A classical painting of a man with curly hair and a hat, overlaid with the text 'IF IT AIN'T BAROQUE DON'T FIX IT.'
Baroque is 250 years after medieval but this meme’s funniness level makes up for that so it stays.
A humorous cartoon depicting medieval soldiers on a castle wall expressing dislike for cold calls, with characters showing various weapons and an exaggerated scene of frustration and chaos.
A child dressed as a Viking, holding a large axe, standing in a dramatic pose with a serious expression, wearing a green tunic and white pants. The image is framed with a dark background and includes text at the bottom that reads 'VIKING KIDS Because sometimes it takes a child to raze a village.'
Illustration of medieval caretakers assisting the wounded in a hospital setting.
Illustration depicting three figures: a nobleman, a knight in armor, and another individual engaged in conversation, with a humorous caption about feudalism.
A humorous comic depicting Joan of Arc in 1429 during the Siege of Orléans. It shows a knight attacking her with a spear, but the text 'NO DAMAGE!' emphasizes her resilience. The comic includes various reactions of characters, highlighting a comical take on the historical event.
A humorous medieval illustration of a knight holding a flag riding a horse with a pig's head, expressing job satisfaction.
A humorous cartoon depicting medieval soldiers trying to break down a castle door while one soldier discovers a key hidden under a fake rock.
A historical painting of a man with long hair, wearing a dark outfit and a chain, with a speech bubble containing the text, 'Thay it, don't thpit it.'
Packaging for Charlemagne sausages featuring an illustration of Charlemagne, labeled 'King of the Franks', with information on the packaging including weight and ruling since 768 AD.
Illustration depicting two figures in a knife defense training scenario, with text overlay 'Learn Knife Defense that Really Works' and 'Lesson 1: Acquiring a Sword'.
A promotional image featuring a figure with a red lightsaber kneeling amidst a fiery landscape, with shadowy figures resembling deer in the background and the title 'Knights of Ni: A Star Wars Story' at the top.
An edited historical painting featuring a chaotic battle scene with soldiers climbing castle walls, overlaid with a cartoon character holding a shield and sword, labeled 'Krus-Ade'.
A humorous illustration of medieval-style depictions of lazy chickens, featuring various birds and characters, captioned 'Chickens these days have gotten really lazy.'
Two characters in traditional Middle Eastern attire are walking in a desert setting with tents in the background. One character is laughing and pointing at a wall with drawings labeled 'NOMAD' and 'MAD,' while the other responds, referencing a 'BEDOUIN.' A camel is also visible in the background.
A humorous cartoon with a caption encouraging people to make their jobs interesting, featuring a guillotine setup with soldiers and onlookers.
A humorous depiction contrasting male attitudes towards illness, featuring an ancient warrior with a mortal wound on the left, saying 'I'll be fine,' and a sick person in bed with a common cold on the right, saying 'It's over.'
Not medieval, I know! Still true though right.
A whimsical food creation featuring a castle made of mashed potatoes, set in gravy with sausages and peas on the plate, with a humorous note about ingredient costs.
A humorous cartoon depicting knights on horseback, each carrying banners for various businesses such as 'Warwick Armor of Champions,' 'Grail's Quality Inn,' 'Arthur's Ale,' 'Roland the Blacksmith,' and 'Colby Lances.' The background features a medieval setting with castle towers and a festive atmosphere.
Two rabbits engaged in a playful fight in a humorous depiction of hand-to-hand combat.
A religious icon depicting the First Council of Nicaea, featuring bishops in ceremonial attire, with a background of a large church building and stylized clouds.
An illustrated scene titled 'Shake-Bidou', featuring characters in medieval attire, including a man disguised as a beast, a dog, and two women, with speech bubbles expressing various emotions. The bottom part has a narrative about deception, describing a groom's disguise.
A humorous cartoon depicting two medieval characters digging trenches in a field, with a title label 'MEDIEVAL TRON' at the bottom. In the background, a few sheep are grazing.
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A humorous comic comparing viewpoints of parents at 25 and their child at 25, featuring medieval characters. The parents express contentment about their future family life, while the child laments a financial decision related to a sword purchase.
A cartoon illustration of a wizard named 'Merlin Monroe' wearing a blue robe and a pointy hat, striking a cheeky pose, while a knight in armor stands beside him, looking surprised.
@ModernTimes has blocked you message with a festive gathering scene featuring people enjoying food and drinks in a lively tavern.
A comedic image contrasting Vikings converting to Christianity after raiding churches in Europe with Mongols converting to Islam after the decline of the Islamic Golden Age, featuring surprised expressions of characters in a car.
A knight in armor with a red cross stands beside a woman with a surprised expression. The knight exclaims he won't buy new swords this year, while the woman prays for forgiveness, claiming he doesn't know what he's saying. The background includes various swords and colorful banners.
A humorous image featuring a painting of Jesus surrounded by angels, with text overlay that reads, 'I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.'
A humorous illustration featuring a knight and a cloaked figure, both looking awkwardly at each other with the text 'That awkward moment when no one can pass.'
An old man with a beard looking through a window grilles, with text overlay humorously apologizing for bad puns attributed to 'Noah Fence'.
A comic strip illustrating the Norman invasion of England, featuring a castle tower with a soldier on guard, and a humorous scene below showing a group of invading figures attempting to breach the door with a large object.
A humorous image of a bearded man in historical attire, holding a cup and making a prediction about a world without plastic.
A humorous comic scene in a forest with characters in historical costumes. One character on a horse is expressing frustration saying, 'Yes, I said, "Bring me the king"... but not that king!' Other characters, including one with a bow and arrow, react in surprise.
A humorous illustration of three medieval characters displaying weapons, including a shield, a battle axe, and a hand gesture suggesting surprise.
Menu board displaying food items and beverages at a family-owned establishment since 1966, featuring drinks like Coke and Sprite, and various food options.
An illustration depicting a historical scene with a woman tied to a stake and surrounded by flames, while onlookers react animatedly. One character shouts in a speech bubble, 'WITCH!!!!', and another remarks, 'Pineapple on pizza is delicious.'
A humorous sticker on a blue surface that reads 'Support your Local Hospital Play with Swords' along with the phrase 'SWORDS ARE FUN' and a website URL for sword fighting.
Two medieval musicians playing string instruments in a colorful, patterned background, with humorous text overlay about musical accompaniment.
A four-panel comic featuring two historical figures discussing a new campaign, with one presenting a map and the other expressing skepticism about its effectiveness in reclaiming the Holy Land.
A humorous illustration comparing a dressed goose labeled 'PORTUGOOSE' on the left with a group of three geese in historical attire labeled 'PORTUGEese' on the right, with a ship in the background.
A medieval scene depicting a king observing the construction of a castle near a beach, with workers engaged in various building activities, including hammering stones.
A humorous meme depicting a man smirking, with text overlay about having a trebuchet in the backyard when a woman mentions looking for a quick fling.
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A cartoonish axe with a smiling face, accompanied by a speech bubble saying 'YOU'RE PRETTY GREAT!' and the text 'RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS' below.
A humorous image featuring a smiling rat, with text above mentioning a peaceful European city in the 14th century and rats.
A humorous comic contrasting the life of a modern princess asking for gifts with a medieval princess being arranged for marriage to secure an alliance.
A comic strip depicting a realistic medieval fantasy scene with characters in front of a quest board. The top panel shows characters looking at the board, while the bottom panel features a character exclaiming, 'I can't read.'
This one annoys me a bit because more people could read in the Middle Ages than people think but it’s still funny.
Exterior view of a camping goods store named 'Richard III' with a humorous sign saying 'Now is the winter of our DISCOUNTENTS'. Two customers browsing outside.
A humorous cartoon depicting a Byzantine emperor in regal attire and a knight in armor discussing the achievements of ancient Rome, with speech bubbles addressing historical themes and cultural pride.
An image split into two sections: the top shows a person taking a photo of a scenic Scandinavian landscape at sunset, while the bottom depicts a chaotic historical battle scene with warriors and fire.
A digital illustration of a historical figure wearing elaborate clothing and a ruff collar, featuring a modern face superimposed on the painting, with a humorous text referencing lyrics about spaghetti.
A medieval illustration of a knight on horseback, holding a sword, with a quote attributed to Sir Prise about unexpectedly appearing on the battlefield.
A humorous text image featuring a joke: 'What do you call a medieval spy? Sir Veillance.'
A humorous caption over a classical painting of a man playing a lute, referencing the 17th century and the term 'Baroque.'
Lutes were popular in medieval times so it still counts!
A large sword propped against a dumpster with a humorous sign stating 'Free Sword' and various exaggerated benefits.
Image comparing two weapons: a sword with a description of its intricate crafting process and time taken, alongside a simple poking stick with a humorous note about its quick creation.
A humorous image featuring a dog with a human-like body wearing armor, accompanied by a playful caption.
A rifle partially submerged in water with the text 'The Lady of the Lake isn't screwing around anymore.'
A humorous image of a squirrel dressed in medieval armor, holding a shield, with text describing a fictional scenario about the squirrel pledging loyalty.
A whimsical illustration of a wizard in a green hat and purple cloak walking along a scenic path in a forest, holding a staff. The background features rolling hills and a stream, with text overlay that reads 'No, I will not be on time.'
A humorous image depicting historical figures in a modern car, captioned 'How dudes pulled up on females back in the 1500's', showcasing an anachronistic blend of past and present.
A king in a crown and robe dubs a knight with a sword, proclaiming 'And I hereby dub thee... 'Surreal'.' The scene is set in a medieval court with spectators in the background.
Two jars, one labeled 'SWEAR JAR' with coins, and the other labeled 'EXPLAINING MEDIEVAL HISTORY TO PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T ASKED FOR IT JAR' also with coins.
A humorous illustration of a wooden horse resembling a Trojan horse with an IKEA logo, with soldiers preparing for an attack in front of a castle gate. The caption reads, 'The Swedish attack was less successful.'
For sale sign for a 'Legendary Sword' featuring a humorous description about it leading to noble adventures, with contact information provided.
A shirtless man holding a long, sword-shaped stick high in the air on a rocky beach, with driftwood and a cloudy sky in the background.
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A cartoon scene depicting a jester greeting a knight, with the knight expressing surprise at how quickly the day has passed. A castle is in the background. The text at the bottom reads 'The Dark Ages.'
A person in a wheelchair dressed in an elaborate cosplay costume, with a black mask and a dark outfit featuring a red emblem, showcasing a creative interpretation of a character.
A humorous illustration parodying the song 'I'm Too Sexy,' featuring medieval characters and text that reads: 'I am too Saxon for my shirt, too Saxon for my shirt, so Saxon it hurts.'
A cartoon character dressed as a piper plays a flute while leading a trail of numbers representing the digits of Pi (3.14...) along a winding path.
A humorous illustration parodying a medieval tapestry, featuring characters singing 'I am too Saxon for my shirt' with decorative text and medieval-style drawings.
A humorous comic strip depicting a knight in armor warning a man in a cart about a traffic issue, with a play on words referencing a 'traffic smitation.'
A medieval-style catapult placed in an open area with several people nearby, featuring a humorous text overlay that says 'LIVE...LOVE...LAUGH LAUNCH!'
A knight in armor on horseback, holding a lance, looks frustrated as he questions who keeps building small towers on his castle in the background. The image includes the phrase 'TURRETS SYNDROME' at the bottom.
A humorous cartoon depicting a king in a royal robe and crown discussing with a man in a brown cloak, stating, 'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'
A humorous comic strip featuring two characters engaged in a debate about identity. One, wearing a Viking hat and holding a pitchfork, identifies as a farmer despite being accused of participating in Viking raids. The other character, dressed in a hooded robe, challenges this by referencing the farmer's past exploits. The conversation turns to the idea of self-identity, with the farmer rejecting the label 'Viking.'
A humorous digital manipulation of a historical portrait featuring a figure with an inhaler as a face, wearing a jeweled crown, and labeled 'Vlad the inhaler.'
A humorous cartoon depicting a medieval scene where a king receives a note from barbarians saying 'We will, we will, rock you,' while soldiers react curiously. An arrow and a boulder are prominently in the sky.
A humorous illustration depicting a man being stretched on a rack, with the phrase 'WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU LONGER' written at the top and bottom.
A split image featuring two characters: the top half shows a cartoon bear with a disinterested expression alongside the text 'I don't give a f'; the bottom half depicts a regal bear in historical attire with the caption 'I work hard every day, care for my family, raise my flocks, and respect my ancestors.'
A medieval tapestry depicting a figure in a red robe exclaiming 'Who letteth the hounds out?' while multiple hounds wander nearby, with a building in the background.
A humorous cartoon featuring two images of a historical figure labeled 'William' and 'William Shakespear,' alongside an image of a pear, with a hand reaching for the pear in the bottom right.
A collage of medieval illustrations depicting women explaining various subjects to men, with a caption highlighting the trend of women consistently engaged in teaching or advising men.
A young child dressed in a kilt, with blue face paint, holding a toy sword while standing on grass.
A historical painting of a man in period costume playing a flute, with text overlay humorously stating, 'YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US' and 'PLEASE ENJOY THIS 40 MINUTE FLUTE SOLO.'

Wait, There’s More! A Few Extra Memes Submitted by My Followers on X

THE END

If you enjoyed these memes then make sure to subscribe for The Best Medieval Memes Part 3 coming some time near the end of 2026, because I have hundreds of more memes many of which I’ve created myself. Until then, it’s a must that you also go check out Best Medieval Memes Part 1 from the end of 2024 here on the Medieverse Blog!

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